there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city
tennis is such a beautiful sport because its like what if we all went reaaally quiet so we can hear these people moan when they hit a little ball
chriscolfer: DARREN WON A TONY!!! 👏👏👏👏👏 And then he left it with me completely unattended! 😂😂😂 Congratulations my friend! I’m so proud of you and can’t think of a more deserving person! ❤️ @/darrencriss @/maybehappyending [posted June 9, 2025]
academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches
"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell
horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story
when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming
if i had a nickel for every time an italian athlete considered one of the best in their field worldwide but who has not always been appreciated by the italian general public and is not considered "italian enough" because they're from (near) Bolzano, has been involved in a doping scandal at the peak of their career where it's proved they didn't actually do the doping but the situation is sketchy enough for a case, id have two nickels
They’re siblings to me
i will never forget THIS DAY EVER .
me and my biggest rival after a 5 hour long final. during pride month
Io come la madre di sinner comunque
sinner porca troia
girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too
local woman disgusted to learn that choosing not to decide or act is, in itself, a choice
so embarrassing when i insist an actor looks familiar and need to place them or i’ll die and it turns out they were victim #3 in a supernatural episode that’s been imbedded in the ridges on my brain since middle school
*primo piano su victoria e thomas*
commentatore: “ma questi non sono i cantanti dei maneskin? non sono esperto”
How much was this? Are you serious? You are embarrassing me. Stop.
Tastefully Yours (2025) dir. Park Dan-hee